@Gargantua:

In all seriousness,

I happen to have the worlds most effective beer marketing strategy all planned out, that could be run at ultra minimal cost, and is garunteed to be a massive hit. :)

It will change the culture of beer… I just need a beer that tastes good, and one that is ready for larger scale production.

I don’t suppose that’s you Jermofoot?

You guys all already know me for my flash and bang… what if I told you we could use those powers for -good-? :D

I know I can get the average customer to take the beer off the shelf based off my strategy the first time they see it.  And we’ll be in business if they come back to get the beer off the shelf the second time, because it tasted so damn good.

See, I would have guessed boobies as well.

Is it free samples?

Good morning Garg. Suppose you drink black coffee though(like the Turk!)
Perhaps you could start adding milk.

@Gargantua:

It’s basically pay as you go…

$600 or so for ground school (About 40 to 60 hours)  then you pay to rent the plane ($100 to $150 per flying hour)  you’ll need an instructor for atleast 15 hours…  who is also $50 an hour in the air, and $50 an hour pre flight.

So each session in the beginning is about $300… but as you progress, it gets cheaper.

The cool thing about renting a plane is you only pay for the hours it’s actually running/flying. (To an extent) so say you want to do a day trip, a 1 hour flight there 1 hour back, it’s only $300 + gas, which is roughly equivelant to car gas, except you cover WAY more ground.

Then there are all the medical permits etc etc, $50 here, $100 there… but you get it all done as you can! :D

Commericial pilot is a different deal… and if you want to be an astronaut, you HAVE to atleast have your pilots license.

A pilot license is the drivers license of the next century IMO!

I see. Well, it is something I do want to do. Good thing is, I am young and do have some time to spend doing it.

If the genie can transport a person back far enough, I suppose you could add Masada to the list of historic last stands.

Yea Apple sucks.

Can’t self upgrade these computers…you just need to buy a new one.

Plus many proper non-Apple computers are just way faster processing power.

Apple is really just moving into tablets/phones and away from desktops, i think they will eventually drop their computers and concentrate on devices.

The brand turned into a bunch of creeps wearing French berets caps, sitting in coffee shops drawing free wi fi and showing off the Apple logo, because they have no life.

Thats why they can waste so much time waiting in line days before a new Apple product comes out… it’s all fashion oriented…like wearing designer jeans in the 1970’s…myopic youth.

I’ve decided I would select the -suicide- option instead.

@wittmann:

Does it matter?(And would you want to be able to follow all of Garg’s mental connections?)

Good point ;) But at the same time his connections can be interesting/funny to follow :)

@hkytown1:

I’m not a trash talker but I laugh so hard at my friend when he rolls crap dice and just swears at his roll like he just burned his hands or something.

What do you guys do, if anything that would be interpreted as trash talk?

I’m the friend rolling crap dice and it is friggin annoying when you roll 19 dice and get 2-3 hits.  It tends to chap a mans ass once in awhile.  My 5 yr old loves to roll dice for hkytown1 and myself and he rolls worse than I do, gets 1’s, 2’s and 3’s.  We call him the cooler.

Like Churchill - I feel a sense of validation when hated, and as it doesn’t bother me in the least, it’s more of a blessing than a curse - and adds to the enjoyment.

Of course, it helps that MANY more people like me than hate me.  (Infact all but one).

Not to say that I go looking for fights, but when I see abuse/harassment, I’m going to stand in it’s way. And yea, my sense of humor can rub people the wrong way… lol.  Oh well.

Why he would like a place where this happens is for the simple reason that sometimes its fun to go to the zoo just to watch the chimps freak out and fling poo and everything.

And this LOL…

I think Marc is right to have been offended. You don’t call someone a liar like you did.
We are all friends. You overstepped that time.

It is, and they are honest, but they’ve faced some challenges lately.

I’m sure FMG will personally respond to you here.

@LHoffman:

@Gargantua:

Or DONE AT ALL…

Hahaha… ouch.

Well when the German set is said to be “released soon” for over a year, you don’t update your site, and you don’t respond to questions. Then “done at all” does seem to fit.

17/20 I miss understood what they were asking in the 3 I got wrong and guessed right on 3 others that was kind of hard to understand what they were asking. Again it’s hard to ask about rules when there’s been so many games and rules sets.

@Gargantua:

Let’s see how another famous -home made- parachute worked?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBN3xfGrx_U

Darwinism at work.
What an idiot.

It’s been a long time since I played fortress america, but if I remember correctly,
Fortess america can have too much luck involved due to the order of the reinforment cards for America.

If you get a series of poor cards early or a good card too early (like the laser card), this may overcome any strong strategic moves you may have made.

I guess that’s just a built in characteristic of the game.

It should be noted that Wrestling as WWF Presents IS theatre for entertainment, and not a sport, and that’s the difference.

@Clyde85:

That sort of thing gives me the same feeling I get from midget-on-giraffe pron, that feeling of “I’m not getting off on this but I know someone in the world is and that makes me uncomfortable”

Denial… pfft.

Looking forward to seeing Peking China, in ruins after the next great war.

Last of the Mohicans….it’s worked before…    :-D

@Gargantua:

Apparently it wasn’t the cans - or so we’ve heard lately.

It was the distilled water system. :)

So the Brita water systems weren’t up to snuff then ?